fuckdad:

themano:

can someone from the sports side of tumblr explain this

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it is angry

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

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aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

cadenzaaaa:

this is my favorite vine ever

allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

ebeanezerscrooge:

the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life

You do not need pasta.
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored