prettygirlsinmytardis:

when u burp after u eat a big meal and some food comes up
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I get into moods where I just want to read simple little poems for like 10 hours

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

fuckinq:

cuddling would be cool right now

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

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Anonymous

45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren’t dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What’s stopping you?

Hhhhh idk probably the fact that I’m too scared to hahaha and I hate rejection

spork:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE NIGHT:  owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages.  most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

are you fucking high

I destroy myself so you can’t.
Six Word Story #1  (via w-ildfires)

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

encyclopedophile:

satanickittylitter:

honey I shrunk my d*ck

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urtube:

Damn girl, are you from Tennessee, because I detected an accent and I’m curious if I’m right

5,10,15 ❤️
  • 5. What’s your greatest flaw? probably my weight 
  • 10. How do you spend your free time? I work and watch movies and hang out w friends ya
  • 15. What color is your hair? blonde!!!

ask me questions from this thing!!!!