etsyifyourenasty:

Twin Peaks Episodes 1-7
naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

I don’t find anything funny anymore unless it’s something a 12 year old or a 50 year old posted on the Internet unironically

iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

stability:

a work of art

recentgooglesearches:

stealing internet jokes for dummies

ugh:

versacesquad:

where is his oscar

i’m screaming

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

fuckyoudad69:

arroyomar:

Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)

Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.

glamxrus:

steal her style: Dora looking for her sugar daddy
Chanel Pink Blouse ($1,249)
Givenchy Blood Orange Chino Shorts ($1,799)
Tom Ford Yellow Pearls with Blue Pendant ($4,929)
Christian Louboutins sneakers ($1,199)
Coors yellow Frill socks ($455)
Gucci Holographic Tote-bag ($9,399)

glamxrus:

steal her style: Dora looking for her sugar daddy

Chanel Pink Blouse ($1,249)

Givenchy Blood Orange Chino Shorts ($1,799)

Tom Ford Yellow Pearls with Blue Pendant ($4,929)

Christian Louboutins sneakers ($1,199)

Coors yellow Frill socks ($455)

Gucci Holographic Tote-bag ($9,399)

The sky was killer today

musiqchild007:

THIS IS ME

musiqchild007:

THIS IS ME

theawesomeadventurer:

earthdad:

the rise and fall

tragic

So my mom and I are getting matching tattoos for her birthday and we r thinking about recording eachother saying I love you and getting the sound waves tattooed

Why

Why