A video of me solo moshing to crazy frog

privileged people: the problem isnt the actual problem!! the problem is that youre not reacting to the problem the way i feel you should be reacting to the problem!! even though im not experiencing the problem in any way therefore i really shouldnt dictate the way the problem should be solved but--- HEY LISTEN TO ME YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME THATS EQUALITY!!!

elmntry:

im sick of the lies

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*

zeldac0re:

I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school

missmella:

You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

alegbra:

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and Classic Ranch Dressing

glowcloud:

free him

glowcloud:

free him

So this guy in my town has been trying to abduct little kids in a black four door car with a spoiler and I just saw a black four door car with a spoiler and I got a pic of it with the license plate number and everything and idk if I should send it to the guy who posted about it ahh