A video of me solo moshing to crazy frog

privileged people: the problem isnt the actual problem!! the problem is that youre not reacting to the problem the way i feel you should be reacting to the problem!! even though im not experiencing the problem in any way therefore i really shouldnt dictate the way the problem should be solved but--- HEY LISTEN TO ME YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME THATS EQUALITY!!!


im sick of the lies




I hope I’m one of those kids that just magically becomes hot after they leave high school


You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse putting a cold towel on my head this truly is a magical place.

mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.


bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now


Iggy Azalea and Classic Ranch Dressing


free him


free him

So this guy in my town has been trying to abduct little kids in a black four door car with a spoiler and I just saw a black four door car with a spoiler and I got a pic of it with the license plate number and everything and idk if I should send it to the guy who posted about it ahh